The Fish Tank Project...

If you've been in the shop the last few weeks you may have noticed a lonely looking fish tank in a corner. Those of you who know me would find such a sight... well... common. I had intended to use that tank as a bit of a display piece for the GBP. Unfortunately it wasn't working out so I had to let it go. It's replacement is due tomorrow. With it comes a new and... different kind of contest.

New Bikes and New Accessories

We got a big shipment today just in time for Saturday (no post tomorrow). In it we got a whole shipment of brand new adult size Giro helmets ($20) and 24oz Polar water bottles ($8). We also got in two used huffy bicycle with aluminum frames ($60 each). All of this will be on the floor Satuday.

Update: A shipment of comfort seats ($15) came in too.

Bike Frames

Well the much talked about bike frame display has finally moved from myth to reality. The display now holds frames retrieved from the recesses of the shop (read: storage) and we've priced them at the "let me check for change under my seat" price level (read: very low). Make no mistake, these are not cheap frames with brands such as Trek, Fuji, Haro, GT, RD, Schwinn, and Diamondback dominating. The frames are split between mountain bike and road bike and are in good condition. If you're looking to make a build, this is a good place to start.

Year End Sale

This is it. The last shop day of the year will be 12/26 (this Saturday). It's been a long road but with your support we've made it. To thank you for your support we're offering some massive discounts on just about everything in the store. Bikes, new accessories and used accessories will be on sale. We're talking 10% off all bikes, 20% off new accessories and buy one get one used accessories. On top of that we're marking down select bikes and giving you an additional 15% off! Some bikes will be 50% or more off the original price! Make sure to bring your coupons because the deals, like the year, are almost up!

Call for help

The end of the year means there's a lot of change going down. While people are making new years resolutions to loose weight or kick a habit, the GBP has some changes that need to be made too. Our lease for our warehouse is up and we're moving to a smaller space. That means all that organizational stuff we've had sitting in a box for months needs to be put up... ASAP! I'll be in the shop on and off all week. If you can come help for an hour or two I'd be in your debt.

Two New Bikes

Thanks to the long day and some hard work by yours truly we have a pair of new bikes in the shop for next week. They're both larger MTBs (22" and 23"" frames) and in very good condition. Specs and prices are on the main site which has been updated to reflect current stock.

SUSH! It's a Secret!

Don't tell anyone but this weekend is the biggest sale of the year. We realize it's been a while since we had a sale (sorry) and it's time to go big or go home. That means this weekend we're pulling out all the stops. First, we're bringing back the free tune-up! Bring in your bike and we'll give it the once over for free, even if you didn't buy it from us! Second, we're taking 10% off our entire stock of ready to ride bikes. Combine that with the markdowns we made for fall and you can end up saving 25% or more! Third, buy any used accessory and get one 1/2 off. It's a good time to stock up on everything from water bottle cages to hitch racks. Finally, we're opening at 10am instead of noon. That's 2 extra hours of shopping time to take advantage of all the deals!

It should be noted that you'll need to bring in the coupon in the picture above to get the discount (click on the picture to enlarge and print). Discounts also can't be combined. No biggie.

In summary:

Free Tune-ups

10% off bikes

Buy 1 get one 50% off used accessories

Open from 10-5

Take that retail!

Become a fan on Facebook

The GBP falls in that category of "longtime user, first time participant" in the wide world of facebook. As such, we now have a fan page. You should join. Everyone else is doing it. Don't you want to be like everyone else? What if I told you we will be sending fans exclusive offers and inside information not available anywhere else? No kidding.

Winter Road Bikes Are IN!

Before you ask, no, there's no difference between a winter road bike and a summer road bike. Well, besides the price. These bikes have been dissapearing from the shelves all year and now we've got a shipment of 6 road bikes in just in time for the holidays. We have bikes for all sizes, skill levels and price ranges. Here's the skinny:

Trek 1000AL road bike ($450):
Perfect for the serious rider looking for an every day bike or a entry level race bike. The 1000 series is the less expensive version of the 1200 and 1500 series. The cost savings comes from a "suicide" shift system (instead of trigger shifters) and less expensive components. With a 60cm frame it's an ideal size for someone of the 6' persuasion. We've swapped out the stock tires for a nicer Bontrigger model and upgraded the seat to a gel race saddle. We also rewrapped the handlebars with some deluxe foam tape to take some of the edge off. The bike comes with stock flats but you also get your choice of any of our used clip pedals for free.

Fixie Road Bike ($300):
Looking to get out on the road in style? This fixie/single speed features a flip flop rear hub with tension adjuster making it the ideal minimalist transport. Use this puppy to get around campus or bike to work in style. With a flat black finish, the 55cm frame accommodates average sized riders in comfort while allowing the rider's style to show through. We got this bike new in the box so it's super clean and comes with all brand new components.

Huffy Omni 10 ($125):
This is the GBPs least expensive, fully rideable, multi speed road bike in many months. Well, the first one to make it to the floor at least. While she might not be a looker in her 80s fab, she's fast and durable. A 20" frame makes this baby a fit for an average sized rider and the perfect campus transportation.

Sheffield Single Speed RB ($100):
This bike is old school. A red Free Spirit fame has been combined with classic mustache handlebars and a coaster break rear wheel to create a road monster of epic proportions. This bike screams classic while still being practical. Due to the smaller frame and upright position of the rider, this bike will fit any average sized adult.

Classic Raleigh Fixer Upper ($150):
It's red. It's 60cm tall. It's a giant of a road bike. This sucker is next on our list of fixie converts but until then we're offering it to you for 1/2 the price.

Ross Fixer Upper ($75):
She needs some love but all the parts are there to make a great bike. A bit of a smaller women's road bike, this one will make someone a great every day commuter.

We're also constantly getting bikes in. We just got in a 7th road bike today but it hasn't been checked out yet. As soon as it's done we'll post info.

New Bikes...

... are up on the GBP main page. Two things to note. First, not every bike in the shop is up right now (I was in a rush and missed some pictures) but I'll try and finish off the post tomorrow. Second, the online prices may differ from in store prices. You can see the differences in the "sale item" category. We do this to give those of you who use the website a little extra incentive to stop by. But be warned, if you don't mention the price difference in the store you won't get the additional discount!

In other news, we're accumulating a large number of very nice frames. These often sit for weeks or months gathering dust in the back. Not anymore. We will begin displaying some of our more awesome fames out front come this Saturday. If you're in the market for a MTB of RB fame, our used frame department is a good starting point.

Saturday Heads Up

Just a heads up to everyone looking for a road bike. We picked up a BEAUTIFUL 60 cm Trek 1000 last night. It's the Aluminum frame version so it's very light weight. It comes with basic areo bars and your choice of pedals. It still needs some work but it should be done this afternoon.

Congratulations Tallahassee!

You've won a Bronze Medal for being an awesome bike community. Feel free to reward yourself with a nice bike ride through a tornado.

http://www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/78884417.html

Back in black!

Ok, so we've gotten trough the holiday season in one piece. No more holidays till Valentines. Perfect. What? We still have Christmas and New Years? Blerg. Well, fortunately both are on Fridays which means the GBP will be open! W00T! We'll also be open tomorrow (Saturday) during normal hours.

No structured sale this week but there are about 1/2 a dozen bikes that were nearly done before the break that should be on the floor by day's end. We're also marking down some of the bikes that have been sitting around for a while to try and get some more room for January and the spring semester rush.

Last but not least we have a GBP first. We have a brand new bicycle in the shop. It's a 56cm fixie road bike that came to us new in the box. We'll have it asymbled and ready to ride for just $300 tomorrow. I promise you it won't last the day.

Better Than Black Friday Sale

Because we hate the black Friday lines as much as you do, the Green Bicycle Project is having their Black Friday Sale a week early! We will be offering $10 off your entire purchase of $100 or more, $25 off your purchase of $200 or more, and $100 off your purchase of $500 or more! What makes this sale better than black Friday? Well, we're also offering savings on all of our accessories! Buy any 2 accessories (new or used) and get one used accessory free!

It should be noted that several of the bikes listed in the previous post aren't ready yet. The sale only applies to what's ready... BUT! if you come in early I could be convinced to finish one or more of these bikes before closing. Otherwise, you'll just have to wait till December.

Sorry for the Down Time

It's been a hectic couple of weeks. First we were closed for Halloween, then Justin got a new day job, we both had midterms and finals eating all our time and now I’ve been sick. I hope you can forgive us if we didn't have a whole lot of time for the shop. The good news is that the shop is not dead and even though we've been silent on the interwebs we've been keeping our stock up in the shop. Here's what's new and a taste of what's still there!

Jamis Rangers MTB x2
Gary Fisher MTB
low cost MTB x2
ready to ride road bike
fixer road bike x2

We also have several mountain bikes from TREK, Dimondback, GT, and others just waiting for a shipment of parts.

Of course we still have some oldies but goodies

Free Spirit Single Speed RB
Trek Police Bike
24" wheel MTB x3
Giant MTB
GT MTB
Smaller Cruisers x2
Kids Bikes
and much more!

And we have some new accessories! We have a new shipment of new and used seats from $10, water bottles and cages from $3, and stainless steel water bottles for just $5!

We will be open normal hours on Saturday (12-5) this week but will be closed next week for the holiday. We will be taking appointments for individual bike showings so don't hesitate to ask!

October 23rd Chain Links

This post marks 160 posts on the blog! Frankly, I never though the blog would last this long (several others died around 2 posts) but so many people read it (or say they do) that it's hard to stop. Speaking of hard to stop, here's three links to trends that will be very hard to stop in the next few years.

First: I chronicle bike thefts often because I believe that as bike usage grows theft will also grow (something about supply and demand). This city has the same problem as many others, but unlike others it acknowledges the problem and is working to solve it.

Second: China has had such a great track record for biking that this news is surprising. However, the pervasiveness of bikes might make China suffer from the reverse problem of most cities. Too many bikes.

Finally: I'm not a fan of critical mass. Civil disobedience is a useful tool to affect policy change but the idea of putting people in harm's way to make a protest is not civil disobedience, it's criminal.

Bonus: 10 cities just made for biking.

(Photo Credit: Bike Rentals in China from Chinadaily.com)

Tidbits from the news letter

It's the last Saturday of our month (we're closed on Halloween) so it's time to turn over the inventory. We're taking 10% off all bikes and marking all our Jerseys down to just $15! That includes our new arrivals! We've also got 1.25" hitch bike racks from $25!

The best part of the sale is we have a brand new single speed road bike in the shop. We've priced it low and it even qualifies for the 10% off!

No Chain Links Today

Couple a computer crash with work and what do you get? No chain links.

October 19th Chain Links

Man, was it just me or was last weekend the longest weekend ever? Seriously. It seemed like that sucker would never end! Thank god I was having fun all weekend or else it would have been kinda a downer. Here's a handful of links that shows how for every bit of bad there seems to be some good.

First: Imagine getting your entire inventory stolen in one weekend. I suppose GPS would help. I prefer the hidden camera myself.

Second: For every sane and well reasoned article there seems to be one nutjob looking to cause trouble.

Third: If you missed this weekend's State Mountain Bike Championships at Tom Brown, here are some pictures to soften the blow. Take notice of the types of bikes being ridden. I promise you that there are none of these.

(Photo Credit: Bamboo Bike from voanews.com)

October 16th Chain Links

Today is a day that will live in infamy. Today there are no chain links. Wait... what am I saying? There are lots of links! Unfortunately they're all depressing. Ok fine, only the first one's depressing. Geez, tough crowd.

First: Bike theft! It happens all over. More at 11.

Second: Give that man a Medal!

Finally: These would be awesome except for one problem. Guess what it is. (Hint: Green Lantern couldn't ride them because of this).

(Photo Credit: Yellow Bikes from thenews.org)

October 15th Chain Links

After a 3.5 hour meeting I'm down for some sweet chain links. Today's offerings center around two themes, theft and a new way to ride. I'm not giving you more than that. You'll have to click through the links to find out more.

First: This guy should have been working his magic here. Further proof that criminals aren't all supervillians.

Second: When we covered this bike Alfred University must have been listening.

Finally: It used to be so simple. Dad flings the child a death defying speeds on a 2-wheeler and you either survived or you didn't. Now we have this. Stoopid Japanese technology. What did you ever do for us?

Note: Shipmentoffail.com is hilarious but NSFW. Click through and you'll see why.

(Photo Credit: Funny Bike from Shipmentoffail.com)

October 13th Chain Links

Today's links may not be as globetrotting as usual but they do span the world of green bike gadgets. From reducing pollution, to reusing the number of gadgets, to recycling used parts, today's links make even the most environmentally friendly rider look bad. I'll even throw in a bonus link about how eating right and tasting good don't need to be independent concepts.

First: For the lazy among us, here's an alternative to the gas and electric bikes we've heard so much about.

Second: If you have an Iphone (or any other GPS phone) at one point or another you've contemplated playing with it while on a ride. Here's a way to hold it and a way to charge it both whole staying safe.

Third: Build it and they will come (on bikes).

Bonus: It has nothing to do with bikes but it's a good read about one man trying to make middle America healthy.

(Photo Credit: Hydrogen Bike from eta.co.uk)

New Extended Hours

By popular demand we have added another day to our roster of open days. We will now be open Wednesdays from 10am-2pm (sound familiar?). While Wednesdays will never have as big a selection of bikes as Saturdays it will have the major advantage of having two mechanics on duty. That means your repairs will get done even faster. Repairs dropped off any time on Saturday can now be picked up on Wednesday or the following Saturday (repairs dropped off before 2 can still usually be picked up on Saturday).

While Saturdays and now Wednesdays are our only open days, we're still looking to expand. To do so we need your help. We need volunteers to help run the shop on Saturdays and potentially Sundays. If you're interested please email Thegreenbicycleproject@gmail.com.

October 12th Chain Links

Happy Monday everyone. If you haven't already I suggest a nice strong cup of coffee and a swift kick to the head to keep you awake on this dreary, rainy, and likely bikeless day in Tally. If those don't work then how about some cool stories from Korea, Chicago, Seattle, Dallas, St. Pete, and Macon to pass the time?

First: Costco has finally let me down. It's not a big deal though, I can always just go and get a $1 churro and feel better.
Second: I don't think I can support this but you gotta admit, it's a new way to get your bike back. I hope it works.
Third: Korea may be putting it's effort into the wrong bike related problem.
Fourth: These pics are just cool.
Fifth: I'm sorry I missed this. Maybe next year.
Finally: I'm glad I missed this.
(Photo Credit: Neat Bike Rack from aungst.net)

October 9th Chain Links

After yesterday's dearth of news, today seems slow. Here's a stat piece on the UK, a fluff piece from the city of chilli, and a slightly odd move by a big city mayor.

First: Stat's don't lie. Columnists do.

Second: It sounds good enough to eat.

Finally: Fixie. Check! Bag. Check! Swerving through heavy traffic. Check! City wide holiday. Check!

October 8th Chain Links

Flash! 8 links to make your day better. More at 11... or tomorrow. We span Japan, Europe, Philly, Wyoming, and Chicago in our glob trotting, news catching, linkathon. I even had to throw out several articles because they just weren't as awesome as these. Such is life.

First: Japan rocks. Their gov't even sponsors bike rental programs. I wish ours did.

Second: Sometimes one wheel is better than two. It even makes you look taller!

Third: How dumb do you have to be to ride a bike without knowing the law? Apparently, not very as people all over do it.

Fourth: If you build it, hipsters will come.

Fifth: Me wantie.

Sixth: Bike enthusiast, meet the future.

Finally: Fox never misses a chance to make fun of a liberal.

(Photo Credit: Bikes from Japan for Sustainability)

Back to basics

You may have noticed a few aesthetic changed to the blog and home page. I know people fear change (cue the torch wielding mob) but this one is major only in your head. All we've done is made the blog and homepage look better (and more similar) so that we can finish the website upgrades. Yep, we're finally adding the blog to the homepage (hopefully). It won't change how you see the blog or your feeds, all we're doing is making so that that pesky page that redirects here doesn't need to redirect. That, and protecting ourselves from ninjas by cloaking our website in a veil of darkness. You can never be too safe.

October 6th Chain Links

Yesterday someone asked me why I "only put up offbeat news" in chain links. To him I reply, "my news is normal, you're the offbeat one." Here's 3 more links to titillate and amuse. We have a surfer's best friend, a analysis of bike culture, and speedo man in court.

First: I read about 1/2 of this article before i became sick and disgusted with my own culture. Maybe you'll do better.

Second: Ever nearly died trying to carry your surfboard to the beach on your bike? Apparently you're not alone (even if you probably should be) because someone invented something to help you out!

Finally: RIP speedo man! Long live bike short man!

(Photo Credit: Surf Rack from uberreview.com)

October 5th Chain Links

I'm exhausted from a long weekend of bikes and it looks like I'm not the only one. Here's 5 fun and sometimes funny stories about bike from the webosphere. Our subjects for today are philosophy, criminal justice, political science, art and design, and common sense.

First: Let us expound on the philosophy of the bicycle as it related to the automated human conveyance.

Second: No more campaign promises. All I ask is more taxes to fund more bike lanes.

Third: Art is in the design and flow of both humanity and their creations. Not only does the butterfly flap it's wings but so to does the air to hold the flier aloft.

Fourth: We all know from last class that your best method for catching a crook is the follow the evidence. In this case the evidence leads to several arrests.

Finally: If duct tape can be torn by hand, it is likely not the best method of securing your valuables.

(Photo Credit: Zig Zag Bike from crookedbrains.net)

Odds and ends

A few updates for the masses.

First, we kicking off a weekly email (Wednesdays or Thursdays) that will update those on the list with all of the GBP's upcoming events including sales, promotions, events, and classes. The email will also contain a list of our known new bikes (eg: the ones we've finished fixing since we opened the Saturday before) and some of the project bikes we expect to finish soon. Think of it as a more formalized version of the blog.

Second, we now have a new bigger warehouse (WOOT!)! That means that we have more space to store all those funky and, frankly, disturbing creatures we call "in progress" bikes. The extra space allows us to be more productive (hopefully) and it certainly allows us to store more stuff. The "more stuff" also means we can again offer a service which I missed, the used spare parts exchange. Currently we only offer accessories (seats, pedals, waterbottle cages, etc.) but starting in the near future we will have a list of used parts available for sale. The prices for these parts will range from $1-$5. Alternatively, you can always buy a parts bike for $10 and pull anything you want. Check the shop for details.

Third, we took in almost 30 bikes this weekend with about 1/2 being brand name mountain bikes. We also got in a pair of road bikes, a cruiser, and two hybrids. Here's a partial list (whit i remember) of what came in.

Ross women's road bike
Men's road bike (large)
Sun cruiser
Pacific MTB (thumb shifters)
Men's and Women's Fuji MTB
Gary Fisher men's MTB
Trek 820 (sold)
Mongoose MTB
Off brand cruiser

There's more but I can't remember the rest. We'll post a full list in the email.

Open Today (Sunday)

We have so many new bikes that we just don't have space for them all! To help make room we're clearing out the warehouse by selling what's left for just $5 a pop. On top of that we have about 2 dozen bikes ready to ride in stock. Stop by today from 3-7 for you're chance to get a good bike on the cheap.

Bike Rack Sale!

Did you know that the GBP will take trade-ins on bike racks? We do and several people have taken advantage. In fact, we have so many racks we're running out of room! To clear space for more inventory we're marking down all our bike racks for quick sale! Here's a sample of what we're offering.

3 bike 1.25" hitch racks from $20
4 bike 1.25" hitch racks from $40
Your choice 2 bike rear tire rack or trunk mount for $25

We also have some higher quality hitch racks from $50!

Considering that even the walmart version of a rack will cost you twice this much, anyone looking for a rack can't afford to miss this!

Also of note, we have some new bikes in the shop including an older Giant fixed frame MTB. We currently have a good selection of bikes starting from $25 (fixer) and ranging up to $600 for a high end Trek MTB as well as bike frames starting at $15.

October 1st Chain Links

Welcome to October! To celebrate here's 6 links to bicycle news stories we at the GBP found "interesting." Feel free to interpret interesting however you like but bike theft and recovery in Dublin, No need for bells in Tampa, Counting bikes in the NW, Making money in Missouri, and a crazy guy in LA topped my list of interesting today.

First: We linked to a story a few weeks back about Dublin having bike rentals and them not being stolen. Woops, guess reality caught up with them. Then reality caught up with the thieves.

Second: Ding dong the bell law is dead! (See what I did there, I'm so clever! Please, no more rotten tomatoes.)

Third: One bicycle, two bicycle, cow drinking coffee, three bicycle... all in a day's work for WA DOT.

Fourth: The economist in me says "W00t!" for this result but the environmentalist in me says "why not invest the $1.5 mil and buy 7,500 $200 bikes for residents?"

Finally: At least he's not wearing a grape smuggler.

(Photo Credit: Crazy Bike Dude from ladowntownnews.com)

September 29th Chain Links

First off I'd like to welcome all of our friends from China who are now tuning in and commenting. Those posts about "penis enlarging" were riveting. Thanks. Aside from reading those (google translate or a working knowledge of Chinese required) I also have some links for you all to enjoy. In today's world spanning chain links we have bells in Tampa, New bikes in Uganda, and a bicycle moving business in Missouri.

First: CAPTURED! Man riding a bike with no bell. Another menace to society off the streets.

Second: Sometimes even charity can't find enough funding. In a country where $2 is a month's wages, why charge for a luxury?

Finally: I'd bet dollars doughnuts that my cousin had a hand in this. If you come across a picture of a heavily tattooed woman in a tutu relating to this story, you've just met the cuz.

BONUS: Don't tase me bro! Texas Tech Edition.

(Photo Credit: I <3>

September 28th Chain Links

Time for some good news bad news from the webosphere. With every bit of bad news there's always a silver lining. Don't ask me where it is cuz I can't find it most of the time. These links just happened to relate like that.

First: The bad news, if you live in LA your bike is twice as likely to be stolen this year over last. The good news, since bikes are more at risk you can pull off double parking like this guy.

Second: The bad news, if you live in STL and ride in spandex this a**hole is out for blood. The good news, you can avoid his rage by riding electric and foregoing the spandex.

Finally: The bad news, if you don't live in NY you might not get to see this. The good news, if you DO live in NY you can see it! Lucky bastards.

(Photo Credit: Custom Built from NY Times)

Wednesday Bonanza

The end of the month is upon us and that means a little spring cleaning. We have a big storage unit full of bikes that need to find homes. We're pulling out all the stops on this and marking down bikes from the warehouse* down to invoice! We'll be open NOON TILL 2PM ONLY on Wednesday. Before you ask, we will not be selling/showing any of these bikes early nor do we have pictures. Sorry.

Here's a taste:
$10 entry level MTBs
$25 Schwinn BMX bikes
$50 small road bike

*Please note: if they are in the warehouse, they haven't been tuned or checked and are sold as is. You are warned.

September 25th Chain Links

Sorry but this one has to be brief because I gots a party to attend. And by "party" I mean leave work early and "attend" i mean drive off into the sunset. How about revisiting our favorite family, renting bikes in Iowa, and a sweet little shop in Utah.

First: Build it again Sam... I mean Chris.
Second: Rent me.
Third: "Ok, we've made it to the deep south. Cheyenne you look out for child molesters playing banjos. Jasmine you look out for trucks with gun racks. Robin, you look out for White Castle."

September 24th Chain Links

It's been an odd few days in the bike link world. After a day off I come back to find 1/2 of the links in my inbox are identical and were published last week. I blame Google. Fortunately for you, I still found 3 sweet links to satisfy your hunger. We have everything from irony, to comedy, to just plain weird in store for you.

First: Isn't it ironic? This man peddled all the way across the county the raise money for the poor, then someone (likely poor) steals his bicycle. Talk about giving all you've got!

Second: Michael and Michael have issues with bikes. The streaming content is blocked on my computer (stoopid interwebs) but feel free to watch and report back.

Third: Quick, someone donate your car!

(Photo Credit: Shoe Bicycle from designboom.com)

Let's call it a weekend...

When I say noon football game you say bike shop closed. Ready? NOON FOOTBALL GAME! ... NOON FOOTBALL GAME! ... good. I hope you get the point. No GBP this saturday in favor of the Noles kicking some butt. I'll be in the shop wednesday from about 10-2 if you just can't wait till October to get your fix.

September 22th Chain Links

Too much chain links? Are those double doses the last few posts making you twich and drool a little? It's ok, we feel your pain. To make up for it we're going to post a single dose of links with a double dose of awesome. We've got ghost bikes, park(ing) day, and the coolest bike you ever did see on tap to feed your habit.

First: This just seems a little wrong. Your friend dies on a bike. You put up a ghost bike memorial. The City steals it. You up up 22. Some guy has his way with them. The City steals them. Gotta love DC.

Second: Yes, there are places in the world more bikeawesome than Portland. I don't think even the bike capital of the world has the balls to pull this off.

Third: I can ride my bike with no front tube, with no front tube.

(Photo Credit: Forlkess Cruiser from vectroave.com)

September 21st Chain Links

Let's make this quick, I have an appointment with a beautiful woman in under an hour.

First: You ever gone on a rant about nothing? Did you get paid for it? If not, I know of a paper in the big CO that should have an opening for lunatic bike columnist very soon.
Second: I see this as an opportunity.
Third: Come to Vermont, we have lots of... well there's some... it's just better than Buffalo, OK!
Fourth: The article is kinda bland but the picture at the top makes it worth it. "Man, I really need to stop eating those burritos for lunch!"
Fifth: Yes billy, you too can have a watter bottle hanging on for dear life.
Finally: I have no words for this. Wait, no, I do have a word. AWESOME!

September 18th Chain Links

Sometimes you just gotta take a massive link dump. It hurts while doing it but in the end you feel fantastic. Here's six links I liked including Rice being stupid and perhaps the most awesome link I've ever posted.

First: Welcome to LA, where cars rule the streets and the bicycle resistance is underground.

Second: Use your bicycle Jimmy! You know there are kids in the third world who don't have bicycles.

Third: Rice goes stupid... I mean green. Few! Glad that mistake wasn't in the byline!

Fourth: If Speed Racer owned a bike...

Fifth: Silly old man, hats are for kids!

Finally: Cue the 80's movie flashback in 3... 2... 1..!

Final Note: Someone needs to explain to the britts that R2D2 was a trashbin and C3PO was the antroform robot. It's sad when someone can make Rice look smart.

(Photo Credit: Robot on bicycle from christinelarsen.com)

Free Class Registration

If you're thinking about joining this Saturday's class you better hurry up and register! We only have 2 spots left! You can always hang around and hope for a no-show but I wouldn't bet on it this week!

September 17th Chain Links

I've been saving these up. Here's a short and sweet list of all the bike links I've found interesting this week.

First: Electric bikes are awesome. They're just more awesome than most can afford. Perhaps it's time for Obama to buy me a new bike!

Second: Yet another article on why bicyclists are ignorant. I'm not ignorant! You're ignorant!

Third: I think I got this speech from the sales guy a Performance in ATL...

Fourth: This just sounds cool!

Fifth: When you just don't have time to research an article they come out sounding like this...

Sixth: Part 3 of Cool Green Science's "awesome" bike series.

Seventh: Good idea, bad execution.

Eighth: One more account of why biking rocks!

Finally: This is short but has an interesting perspective.

(Photo Credit: Bike parking lot from kyw1060.com)

Doing our part to keep your bike safe...

Bikes get stolen all the time. Not only is a stolen bike a loss of property, in many cases it's a loss of transportation. We at the GBP care deeply not only about bike theft prevention but keeping people on bikes and out of cars. To do our part we will be giving away a free On Guard "Double Team" bike lock with every bike purchase over $200!

These locks sold for $25 in shop ($30+ online) and are brand spanking new. This is the only (new) bike lock we sell because we've found it to be the only lock to be both difficult to break/pick and cost effective. This U-lock features a pick resistant locking mechanism mounted in the middle of the barrel (making the mechanism pry resistant also) and a hardened steel loop. It also comes with a braided steel cable to secure your wheels. Best of all, it looks beefy.

If you can't afford a $200 bike, we still want to help secure your bike. We've therefore dropped the price of the lock to $20 flat.

Not bad huh? Not enough? Fine! We will be offering a free basic bike repair class at 5pm on Saturday. Registration is required as we can only accommodate 10 per class. To register, email thegreenbicycleproject AT gmail DOT com stating your intent to join the class (and your name of course). This class is first come first served and I will be notifying those who get a spot via email.

September 14th Chain Links

Looking forward to a Monday 3peat? Howbout a Monday 5spot to brighten the start of a long week? Just for fun, we'll cover not just Florida but the globe today. We've got bicycles on the brain in Dublin, cars boxing out bikes in Taipei, restored bicycle in India, bike lockers in Idaho, and drunk fashion designers in NYC (I think).

First: Meet 1/2 my inbox. Dublin is making a thousand rides available to the public. It's not free but as long as you bike fast and happen to be going somewhere near a terminal it can't be too bad. Apparently 2000 took advantage and no-one broke anything.

Second: How do you spend $3 million an a bike lane then let Taxis park in it? I don't know, but China seems to be doing a good job of it in Taipei.

Third: This scheme sounds familiar. The only drawback I see is traveling 120km each way to transport every bike to be fixed.

Fourth: I'd like to call on all Tallahassee city council members to vote to fund something like this. Failing that, we might want to consider funding a secure bike parking area with shower facilities downtown. Just a thought.

Finally: Can someone translate?

(Photo Credit: Not Bike from gowanuslounge.blogspot.com)

New Bikes on THEGBP.ORG

Someone came by the shop today and mentioned how out of date the website is. Well, they're right. I spent the last hour making updates to the website, most notably the stock. I've put up many of the bikes we have in the shop (some I still need to take pictures of) and have removed the bikes that sold. Yes I know, this should have been done last week. I figured it was more important to have stock in the shop.

If you see something you want, let me know. I should be in the shop clearing out a brand new backlog on Wednesday. If I know you're coming I'll make sure I'm there and the door's open.

New Stuff Roundup!

It's been a busy week. We have some nice shiny new merch in the shop as well as some other stuff. We finally got our shipment of bike locks! These are OnGaurd "Double Team" U-locks that have a pick resistant center locking mechanism and are constructed to resist everything short of the jaws of life. They also some with a secondary cable to lock up your expensive wheels!
Also in the shipment are a few new bike jerseys (in men's large!). These will all hit the floor in time for Saturday.

We also got in a few new bikes. We lost count around 40 but I'd estimate north of 50 bikes in the lot. Before you get too excited, many of these bikes will never hit the "showroom" as they are too beat up to be repaired. However, we've so far pulled a GT MTB and a Haro MTB that should see light late this Saturday or at opening next week. No pricing yet, sorry.

Also over the last several days I've been in and out of the shop prepping for the influx of bikes. I've gone through the back stock and pulled several frames that might be of interest. Now on display are a pair of Trek MTB frames as well as 3 RB frames. There are at least 2 more in back waiting for a little tlc before they hit the floor. All of the frames are priced at or below $100 with the majority at or below $60.

There are also several new (or just finished) high end bikes that I've added to the floor. There's a GT Outpost Trail that's got a $175 price on it and a Trek Police Bike with a $600 tag. Both are used but in good condition. The best bike bar none on the floor now is a BRAND SPANKING NEW Gary Fisher Marlin priced at $450 (retail is just south of $800). This bike is on consignment which means I don't have pricing power (so don't ask).

Other than that we have a good assortment of bikes priced from $30 as well as lots of used merch. and brand new merch. If you're looking for a bike or something for your bike, make sure to stop in. We might just have it and we might just save you a bundle.

September 10th Chain Links

Let's make this quick. I have 43 bikes to wrangle into the shop and only one set of hands. Today's links are awesome in that not a one mentions anything practical.

First: I'd kill to take this tour. Wait, I GET to take this tour next time I visit Ben-Kat. Nice!

Second: Who's bike are you wearing? I'm rocking a 2003 Huffy ala Walmart.

Third: I'm a liar. Here's 4 practical ways to stay safe on a bike.

September 8th Chain links

From the desk of TheGreenBicycleProject:

To whom it may concern. The following is a list of liks the Green Bicycle Project (GBP) has deemed to be suitable for today's chain links. While these links cover such interesting things as banning bikes, stealing bicycles, and drugs, the GBP in no way endorses the actions of these weirdos.

Thank you,
THE GBP

First: Oh Iowa, must you be so backwards?

Second: I didn't steal it, someone gave it to me!

Finally: I thought it was about bikes (it's not) but it looks good anyway!

Making Bikes Happen

Here's a new pair of bikes for our intrepid readers. We have a lugged Trek road bike (54cm) and an old style cruiser. The trek is a beauty and the cruiser is a beast. Now if i could only find singing tea cups and a crooning pitcher i'd have a hit movie on my hands...

Also, I'll be in the shop tomorrow morning if you're interested in some holiday bike buying.

September 4th Chain Links

Today's links are from all over the globe and all over the map. From stolen bikes in China, to very chilly running, to a house with no impact, today's links make of the hodge podge of life on our planet. Mostly the quirky kind.

First: If you're riding a bike in Beijing that retails for less than about $70, then it's almost certainly stolen. Could be worse. One guy in the article tried to get clever with the thieves and got his bike taken from him in a different way. Cheeky bastards.

Second: While this has nothing to do with bikes, it has everything do do with sustainability. Make sure to check out the gallery and maybe you'll find some cool ideas. I know I did. Perhaps I should suggest the image above for his next project?

Finally: I joke about bike porn. If there's a photo gallery of this event then this sh*t just got real.

(Photo Credit: Bike Frame Fence from recyclart.org)

Friday Bike Roundup

Just thought you'd like a preview of what's in the shop this week (off the top of my head of course)

Bikes:
2 cruisers at $40 and $60
3-10 BMX bikes at $40 (we'll see how many I can get done)
1 MTB at $40 (AS IS)
2 high end lugged road bikes $250 and $300
2 kids bikes at $30
2 Tandems

Up and coming bikes:
A Mongoose Dual Shock
3 speed cruiser
Trek Police Bike
GT MTB

New Accessories:
Lights
Gloves
Cyclo computers
Tubes
Watter Bottles
WB Cages
Jerseys (more on order)
A lock (more on order)
Disk Break Rotors

Used Accessories:
Pumps galore
BMX Pegs
Watter Bottles
Child Seats
Hitch Racks/Spare Tire Rack
Pedals
Msc. other things

We may also have several consignment bikes but that's still up in the air. Hope to see you tomorrow!

New Policy

Just to give you all a heads up. Due to the rash of bike thefts on campus (sorry, FSU PD doesn't have details yet) we're instituting new bike buying and trade in requirements. First, we can not buy or take a trade on a bike who's serial number has been removed or damaged. Second, we must require a photo-ID (Driver's License) for all trades and sales (if you buy a bike from he GBP you don't need one). Finally, everyone who sells us a bike or trades one in must sign a statement affirming that the bike is theirs to sell and was lawfully purchased.

We will also be sending descriptions and serial numbers of all bikes we deal with to both FSUPD and Tallahassee PD. Bike theft is a horrible crime who's victims are often discounted while many of the perpetrators get off scott free. We've instituted this policy both for your protection and ours so please help us try and stop bike theft at all levels.

September 3rd Chain Links

Here's a double dose of chain links to help you recover from the shock of not having any yesterday. We have several stories on bike backpacks, several on preventing bike theft, one on bike DUI, and another on the crazy family biking to Alaska.

First: Make bike thieves your b*tch. Follow the three steps that the examiner recommends and and make any potential thief look like an idiot. First, use a good lock. Second, don't go for that shiny new bike and think it won't be a target. Third, register your bike. All good advice.

Second: Did you know that the legal BAC for riding a bike and driving a car are identical in Florida? Bet you didn't! It doesn't happen too often but you can get a DUI for riding your bike!

Third: We heard about these folks a few weeks ago. Now they've made it to South Carolina and are still going strong. You can track their progress here.

Finally: Here's a list of cool backpacks. I count three that would be a biker's best friend.

(Photo Credit: Bike Backpack from Crookedbrains.net)

BMX Blowout!

We have soooooo many BMX bikes. By last count 7 billion (my counting skills may be a bit rusty though). We have everything from high end Schwinn to Next bikes all with two things in common, they're BMX bikes and they're $40. Because we're selling so many of these bikes at a REDICULIOUSLY LOW PRICE not all bikes will be available when we open. We'll stagger them throught the day so that people showing up late will have a chance too. If you're looking for cheap transport or something to jump, Saturday's your lucky day!

We'll of course also have loads of other bikes too. Some starting from $50!

Septermber 1st Chain Links

Today's theme for chain links is "Fish". No reason, I just like fish. It doesn't even relate to today's links. Airbags, banks with brains, civil disobedience, and a fight over a coastal road and not one mentions a fish.

First: Let's get this straight. We wear helmets to protect our heads while biking but car drivers don't need special equipment? That's just not fair! Well, to make things a little more equal (you'll still need a helmet) one company is trying bicycle airbags!

Instead: Might we try just riding on safer roads? 3 feet of clearance is all these riders ask. They'll even fight for it.

Surprisingly: Even with the dangers of biking in the big city, some people are still looking to go green. To help, the notoriously slow thinking banking industry is helping people buy bikes.

Hilarious: I recommend listening to "flight of the Valkyries" while reading this story.

(Photo Credit: Fish Biker from Flikr user scottlondon)

New Bikes and No Chain Links

Sorry about the no chain links. There just isn't enough time or cool news today. As for new bikes we have several. Here's a partial list:

Trek Surplus Police Bike, 19" frame w/ front shocks
Black Huffy Cruiser
Green Woman's Cruiser
Red Men's Cruiser
BMX Bike

There's also a blue cruiser and a $50 bike in the back that may be done by the time we open. We're also looking at buying a large lot of bikes. I'll keep you updated with what's hidden within.

August Contest OVER!

So today marks the end of our August Contest. 8/10 keys were returned and $40 in gift certificates were handed out. The bad news is that no one won the bike. We hid the winning key in "Gun Range" which is along one of the more technical portions of the Tom Brown bike path. One of the people who returned a key reported that the cache was "keyless" two weekends ago so i'm guessing someone picked it up and forgot about it. In case you're wondering, here's the complete list of where the keys were hidden (in no particular order).

1) Gun Range
2) Tweet Tweet
3) Goose Hunt
4) GovPark
5) Park-N-Grab
6) Guyte P. McCord Park
7) Days of the Week Cache - Wednesday
8) Times Up
9) Here Fishy Fishy
10) What's Behind Waverly

August 28th Chain Links

So today's barrage of work has been less than usual and interesting bike links have been piling up all day. Here's a quick rundown of five most spectacular. If this were Jeopardy and the category was "Bikes and related awesomeness" the questions would be a Bicycle Band from this Country for 200, a Careless Driver causes this % of Deaths for 400, a City with a Late Night Ride for 600, a City with a New Stoplight Actuator for 800, and a Man with a Awesome Bike Collection for 1000. I expect $3000 by the end of the category and you should too if you read the links.

First: Make way for the greatest band on two wheels! Careful not to trip over the accents.

Second: Blame not the bicycle nor the rider, blame the idiot driving the car. To ride a bike you need to be a little bit more aware than if you were driving a car.

Third: We need one in T-Classy. Anyone up for a midnight ride? No? How about 8:04pm?

Fourth: I wish big brother bought me one of these for my stimulus day. :(

Finally: I want to be this guy when I grow up... If I grow up...

(Photo Credit: Bike Wheels from bicycles-for-humanity.org)

New Stuff!

We've got an order of lights and a few jerseys on the way to add to our new stock! They should be in next Saturday. Just thought you might want to know.

August 27th Chain links

Because i'm going to be working my butt off tomorrow, here's a double dose of chain links. Today's theme is "Police programs, the good, the bad, and the ugly." I offer you four stories (two from my former home in Cleveland) about what police are trying to do to protect bicycle riders. Also submitted for your entertainment is a pair of links with bike porn. Mmmmmm... bike porn...

First: The Good! Here's a pair of links separated by half a planet. Cleveland PD is selling (and in many cases giving away) bicycle ID stickers. It's a good idea but the Israelis have a better one. Use the unique serial number on each bike (which is much harder to remove than a sticker) as bike DNA.

Second: The Bad! Not all not-for-profit bike shops are good for the community. This one in Colorado has created enough trouble that it's on the FBI's terror watch list!

Third: The Ugly! Only in Beachwood would such a stupid idea be implemented.

Fourth: We usually recycle our broken bike parts. I guess this could be alternative. Just don't store it in your bedroom if you need to sleep any time soon.

Finally: Please enjoy this second round of Bike Porn!

(Photo Credit: Berlin Police from joe-ks.com)

August 26th Chain Links

Thank god it's hump day. To help you get over that last bit of the hump here are three articles arranged in order of length (shortest to longest) covering subjects from bicycle insurance to sweat to fancy rides made of bamboo.

First: In a incy wincy tiny pokadot letter to the editor, citizen Richard Wingfield makes three good points. Bikers don't pay for sh*t, Bikers have fewer safety laws than cars, and they don't have to carry insurance. But at least some bikers have realized that they look hotter in helmets.

Second: Tired of pit stains? Want to commute but can't bring yourself to ride that fixie in a suit? Well, tough nookies. The bad news is you're doomed. The good news is that Cool Green Science has some tips for not being so gross at work after a hot bike commute.

Finally: I consider this porn.

(Photo Credit: Bamboo Bike from BikeRadar.com)

Volunteers and More hours

We've had many, many requests for us to be open more hours and while I'd love to be able to do so, there just aren't enough hours in the day for me to both add inventory, repair bikes, and work the sales floor. I'm only one man. Fortunately we have several volunteers who routinely help out. Justin, Lauren, Brian, Austin and Christine have been a godsend and without their help the project would have died an ugly death. However, most of us volunteers have full time jobs or school (or both) to deal with which makes opening the shop on weekdays troublesome. This is where we need your help. For us to be able to be open more we need more volunteers! Specifically, we need someone who can commit to one day a week (preferably Wednesdays) that they can spend in the shop. No experience is necessary but you must be willing to learn.

Here is a list of general activities a volunteer might be expected to fulfill:

1) Outreach: Put up fliers, attend sustainability/green events, coordinate events. This is a job for anyone who is passionate about reducing greenhouse gasses and has available time in spurts. This position involves putting up fliers near where bikers are, representing the GBP at green or sustainability events around town and helping to coordinate events like Save the Bikes.

2) Sales: Bike and accessories sales and cash register. This requires basic knowledge of bike mechanics and riding as well as a cheerful demeanor and a willingness to answer sometimes repetitive questions.

3) Mechanic: Repairing bikes that are not yet ready to ride. This requires the most training/skill but also produces the most benefits. Qualified mechanics can actually keep some of the revenue that their repairs generate in bike sales.

4) Buyer: Tracking bike leads and making purchases. This may be the most fun job (at least I think so) but also comes with the most responsibility. This position requires that you go out into the community to acquire the bikes that we repair. Mostly this consists of Garage Sales and auctions (as donations and trades tend to come to us) but also may entail attending FSU functions and flea markets.

You should volunteer if you...

-have a passion for reducing green house gas emissions one bike at a time

-want to learn how to repair bikes

-want to interact with people in the biking community

-love making a difference in people's lives

You should not volunteer if you...

-expect to make a lot of money

-are in it for the women/men

-want a free bike (try Krank-it-up)

-drank the koolaid

What are the perks?

Most of the perks come from knowing you're helping a project that makes life in Tallahassee better by reducing pollution and making the population fitter. All volunteers will also receive a GBP T-shirt and open access to shop resources. We also have food (sometimes) and drinks for volunteers working in the shop. Nothing overly special but it's our way of saying thanks for helping.

August 25th Chain Links

You all know how much I like a running theme. Today's theme is "Bicycle Safety" or "How not to be an idiot on a bike". Three stories from the depths of the interwebs on everything from helmets, to wrong way riders, to getting your bike free upgrades!

First: You should always ride a bike with a helmet. Always. In fact, if you don't ride with a helmet I probably won't ride a bike with you. Be warned.

Second: There are times when riding the wrong way, on sidewalks, or with a shotgun is a good idea. The examiner looks at two of these times and unfortunately ignores the third. Honestly, I'm still looking for a reason to do the third. Ideas?

Finally: I should send this article to all my friends and family just to prove that keeping receipts is a worthwhile endeavor. Hey, it may get you a free bike upgrade!

(Photo Credit: Gun Holster from anticipatethis.wordpress.com)

Trails in Tallahassee

I just wanted to pass along a link to what may the most comprehensive map of Florida trails (on and off road) in existence. Use it wisely.

http://www.geoplan.ufl.edu/website/ogtviewer/Run.htm

Accessories and the problems they cause

Soooooooooo, yea. We just purchased a ton of brand new accessories for the shop (sorry no locks this time). Our wholesaler has been on this price increasing kick lately so these may be as inexpensive as we see for a while. Fear not! For we always have used accessories in stock!

Here's a partial list of what's here and what's coming:
MTB Tubes (presta and schrader) ($5)
RB Tubes (presta and schrader) ($5)
Water bottles ($3)
WB Cages ($5)
Cyclo Computers with cadence ($10)
Bike Gloves ($10)
Storage hooks ($2)
Multi Tools ($7)
Bike Racks ($20)

We also have a HUGE lot of BMX/Racing Bikes and gear. We're still getting into the bikes (so much to do so little time) but we do have full face helmets (mostly in kids/ small adult sizes) for sale for $7. These things aren't your run of the mill plastic junk they're reinforced to survive most anything. Red, White, and Blue are available.

August 24th Chain Links

Sorry about the outage last week. School eats your life even before it starts. To appease the bicycle gods, today's chain links is expanded with an EXTRA LINK! Today we cover everything from banks getting into the bike charity drives, to bike cop vs. bike rider, to bike racks, and back again. It's been a long and tiring Monday and all I can do is hope these links brighten your day as much as they did mine.

First: Bike laws vary from state to state but the general rule of thumb is "when in Rome do as the Romans do." I think that's even etched into the back of most bicycle helmets. In this case, when riding on the road, obey the same laws you'd have to obey if you were driving a car.

Second: Lesson learned: Bikes that go to the landfill are a tragedy. Bikes that go to a non-profit that fixes them up for reuse are AWESOME!

Third: I may be able to ride my bike with no handlebars, but I can't ride with no rack. Treehugger profiles some of the more... er... interesting racks out there.

Finally: News flash! Man likes his bike! More at 11. Honestly, just the title made me LOL. Talk about fluff.

(Photo Credit: Cetma Racks from Treehugger)

No Chain Links Today

I have "real" work to do today so no time to go surf. I hope you don't take it too hard. To soften the blow please accept this highly addicting game demo to pass the time.

August 19th Chain Links

Keeping with our long running theme of complete discontinuity today I present you with three stories that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER. A bicycle built for 7, a cyber stalker, and an indie film festival are all found below. Enjoy!

First: You've heard the classic term "a bicycle built for two" but how about "a bicycle built for 7?" Called a conference bike, this three wheeled, 7 seater not only looks big, it will also carry a load of over 1400 lbs! For reference, that's .63 metric tons or more than most compact cars can handle. That's good, because it's price tag of $12,750 is more than a lot of compacts too.





Second: I wish I had known about the Bicycle Film Festival when i was living in NY and was close enough to go see it. However, as I'm now in Florida (shucks) I'll have to settle for the shorts of some of the films on YouTube.





Finally: Facebook stalking is not a crime (well, sometimes), especially when it thwarts a would be bike thief from getting away with his crime. Internet savvy mothers take note, you too can be Nancy Drew... on Facebook!

(Photo Credit: Conference Bike from examiner.com)

August 18th Chain Links

Today we meander from the comfy confines of the environmentalist's approach to bike commuting, to strange state laws, to just plain free stuff. I promised to give you links, not be coherent about it.

First: Sometimes environmentalists get it wrong (I'm looking at you green peace) and sometimes they get it right. My favorite environmental blog, Cool Green Science, has a post up this morning about commuting to work. The author hits all the important parts but saves the helmet till the end!

Second: States make funny laws. Generally they're only known about to a handful of people responsible for enforcing them, but this one from Wisconsin seems important to know for every driver and biker alike.

Finally: Looking for a new bike? Have no cash? Well, you've got better than a 1/1,000,000,000 chance of winning a brand new cyclocross bike from Redline. All you have to do is enter!

(Photo Credit: Circular Bike from blog.makezine.com)

Weekend Chain Links

Not every one's perfect. Here's the links I missed while I was doing other things this weekend.

First: Q: When is a paddle boat not a paddle boat? A: When it's a bike! I get the distinct feeling that China is quickly catching up to the US in the all important "too much time on their hands" category.

Second: We have two tandems in the shop at the moment. Unfortunately that wouldn't be enough for this family of 5. They're taking an almost 3 year long bike ride from Kentucky to Alaska (via Florida and Arizona no less) on a quint! That takes balls... or too much time on their hands... USA BACK IN THE LEAD!

Finally: Bike inflation in the us has become rampant, particularly in Portland. Freakonomics takes a look at how the price of bikes relates to the price of cars in several major cities. While I haven't collected data on Tally, my bet is that bikeflation is happening here too.

(Photo Credit: AquaBike aka "Eye candy" from www.jesolo-ok.com)